Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH" per BHAROSA karna chahiye. Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.Īgar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he Laikin Agar qabool na kare to aapka iman Azma raha he. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai.Farq to para hai.GEO Musharrafĭeepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK" Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne kootaĮlahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de ġ admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia, wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye or wo marne se bach gia, us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha Ģ0 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy "Faraz",bus farq sirf itna hy. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p īush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay.:D Īb "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA" Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA" "BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA". Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!ġ pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy.
Hindi SMS » Hindi Funny SMS » Bush aur musharraf aik plane meinīush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.